Maybe he demanded a trial by combat?
But couldn’t Superman have fought for the Crown?
Batman: Oh, look at that! I *just* went on vacation. Try the Avengers.
Hulk: HULK SMASH!!!!!
LOKI: I’m a god!
HULK: Puny god.
They'll have the *best* parties.
DIANA: Really? Nothing? Fine. I go over and see what’s happening at Jerome’s.
Vacation on the Amazon’s island for the brooding widower with the nice physique?
Clark: /prefers not to think about spending a couple of years as the sole male resident on an island populated by beautiful women./
More or less. He likely looks like a yeti at this point.
NATIONAL WHISPER: Photo of Yeti! Yeti wears red diapers!
Wells: Well, she actually *did* listen this time, didn't she?
Michael