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Lois: Get back here and help your son with his common core math!
Clark: <flies away faster>
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Never advanced past the "trying to smush a square peg in a round hole" stage from his babyhood, huh?
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House Lannister: What is this "accidental" of which you speak?
laugh Like the one that happened in the privy chamber.
CERSEI: That was *no* accident. And I’m going to have his head for this!
Or the one during the second wedding’s feast?
CERSEI: mecry mad mecry mad

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Jar Jar: Mesa wanna be a dark lord! Mesa already destroyed some movies.
DARTH SIDIOUS: shock

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So, his dumping her because ‘she got hurt’…?


Lois: <glares at Clark and waits for an answer>
Clark: /has gone to get chocolates. Again…/
CLARK: She’s going to end up fat if I have to feed like that.
LOIS: cat

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Clark: But I'm *married* now! I don't wanna play with myself!
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LOIS: Neither do I. And yet, he leaves me alone each night to ‘make sure the city is safe’.

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Clark: I am okay with that.
LOIS: Good to know. But it’s not like he’s got a vote.

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