Yes, very smart.
CLARK: Lois, I’m happy. I’ll be going now, reflecting on things. Later!
Lois: Get back here and help your son with his common core math!
Clark: <flies away faster>
Incidentally, their son failed geometry in high school.
Never advanced past the "trying to smush a square peg in a round hole" stage from his babyhood, huh?
Jonathan: Are you kidding? I've wanted to see Bermuda for years!
RALPH: Sounds just like I did before I got slapped with that stalker conviction.
Henderson: Hey! You're violating the 500 feet rule! <runs after Ralph>
It’s important to prevent accidental deaths during blood feuds.
House Lannister: What is this "accidental" of which you speak?
To be fair, Lois knows Clark Kent to be a clumsy, a bit weak-minded greenhorn, while Superman is the strong-willed, shining super hero. It’s like looking at Jar Jar Binks and then Darth Sidious and seeing two different people.
Jar Jar: Mesa wanna be a dark lord! Mesa already destroyed some movies.
So, his dumping her because ‘she got hurt’…?
Lois: <glares at Clark and waits for an answer>
Clark:
NOR: Why waste a perfectly good concubine? confused
JABBA: Onga una ota. Juga! *)
*) Kill her. Quickly!
Boba Fett: Can I shoot first?
But he’s unicorn bait. Shouldn’t that make things easier?
BARON TEMPUS: And they will never be able to consummate their love Together alone for eternity!
Ariana Luthor: Eh, you get used to it.
LOIS: …and then, Herb shows up and we get to do another trip down the timeline, playing around with our past and future selves…
Clark: But I'm *married* now! I don't wanna play with myself!
LOIS: Well…he killed/let die or drove away most of the other suitors…
CLARK: I never touched a hair on Ralph’s body!
LOIS: <whistles>
So, continuous attempts at baby making then?
Clark: I am okay with that.
