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LOIS: And Michael knows that my boyfriend is an electronic bug detector, right?
jawdrop Lois got an electronic boyfriend!
CLARK: confused
LOIS: [Linked Image] Daddy made him. I’m calling him Daniel.

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LOIS: Um... No! It was all a dream that Superman and I did it on the ceiling.
LUCY: So, who's the father of your baby again?
Let’s see… Jimmy. Jimbo. Lex. Call-Me-Daniel. Lenny. Kyle. Hmm…

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PRESS: Superman confirmed today that he is having premarital relations with his favorite rescue target.
SUPERMAN: That's not what I said!
PRESS: Superman is calling the 4th Estate liars.

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LOIS: Plan B?
CLARK: No!
LOIS: Plan C, then?
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What about telescope lenses?
LOIS: Curtains.
Infrared cameras?

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TRASK: What do you mean privacy rules? You're the press!
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CLARK: /licks pencil and opens notepad/ And the name of your supplier is...?
This one here: http://www.zabransky.at/wohnungs-eingangstueren
Sadly, no English version available. Probably since they’re not marketing outside of a 200km range or so…

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LOIS: Which is exactly why this vow will fail. /is planning on conquering her hero/
CLARK: /is looking into rules of engagement and surrender/
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Since he thought having sex would kill Lois?
CLARK: Not if I had it with someone other than her.
LOIS: Then, it would kill you.
She got an interesting point there.

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I wondered if anyone would go there with that wording.
TEMPUS: [Linked Image]

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And how well did that work for The Mummy Hunter's sex life? Brenden Fraiser!
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Actually, it was Mrs. Luthor's suggestion that it be Mxy who visited Clark during the Revenge incident which was the germ of that story. notworthy
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Didn't you mean: HERB: /the imp/
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ER: And the added bonus would be that Herb wouldn’t figure out that there’s a curse because childbirth has always been dangerous and bloody business.
EW: Okay. That would've been worse.
Thank you smile

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CLARK: Would you rather end up dead? And what does that DEA schmuck have to do with any of this?
I believe, Lois.

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LOIS: Cheap? *Cheap*? I go for a 1000 bucks a night. That’s not *cheap*!
LEX: It was coupon night.
rotflol

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Yep. That's Clark's level of swearing.
CLARK: That's a load of crap!
MARTHA: /has taught him better than that/
Oops?

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Clark is the junior reporter between him and Perry. Also, Clark didn't win a Kerth in his old dimension.
But in this one. The Kerths where way back when (part 205 or so, right? During the Stoke thing?)

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We've covered Mayson already, didn't we?
Yes…and your point being?

wave Michael


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