Sorry. blush I thought I hit submit before leaving this afternoon. Well, better late than never.

Originally Posted by Darth Michael
ER: So, simply telling her that he’s not interested in tacky blondes wouldn’t have been an option?
EW: Clark usually isn't so uncouth.
LOIS: So my feelings are less important than his manners? /mad/
CLARK: [Linked Image]

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CLARK: That's strange. I've been talking to Lois for the last five minutes and she hasn't interrupted me or insulted me. She only stands there and glares at me. Hmmm. Maybe I shouldn't look this gift horse in the mouth.
ER: And the semi-undressed state of her is no give-away?
CLARK: They’re giving away half-dressed Lois-concubines? /very excited about this prospect/
CLARK: Lois is undressed? Hmmm. I guess she is.
EW: Oh, sorry. Bad me. I got Lois being frozen in TEHI in her apartment confused with the Prankster freezing her at the office.
LOIS: I was just insulted, wasn't I?
CLARK: So, sorry, I usually tilt down my glasses when I look at you so... well, never mind.

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ER: Apparently, firemen, policemen, and supermen are much better liked at the ladies-night events. /points at various television entertainment programs/
I can't imagine a Superman costume to be that easy to strip out of.

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ER: So, he wants to suggest that they take out the bongo drums like he did with Cat?
EW: Bringing up Cat won't do his chances with Lois any favors.
ER: Maybe. But it would be lots of fun to watch over the next 50 or so parts Lois would be ticked off at him.
I'm already working on a 50+ part story, Michael. I'm not falling for that trick... again.

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Seriously, though, it was just plain old wonder what she’s up to.
LOIS: Did he just call me ‘plain’? /mad/ And *old*? /splat/
And you all wonder why she bleached her hair? Clearly, she's insecure about her looks.
LOIS: mecry Does EW hate me?

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Her problems are more important than Superman standing in her apartment, hoping to score? /confused/
LOIS: Superman saw my blonde hair? [Linked Image] Wait. That's not Superman. That's Clark.
CLARK: [Linked Image]

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ER: /scratches head/
EW: /EW reveals something unfathomable/She's lying.
ER: / Stunned that Lois would break character like that/
/shrugs/ It happens.

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EW: Her berka is out getting dry cleaned?
ER: It’s also called a Lex-protection-dress?
LOIS: It's also called, what Clark gave me for my birthday in 1994.

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Now, considering where he’d get the industrial hair drier, one wonders about the garden hose /has naughty thoughts/
Hello?! Smallville. Farming community. Hoses are everywhere.

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ANOTHER LOIS: At least he only tries to rescue me when I’m working on some building’s façade.
WRONG CLARK: <thinks she should also rescue her while she’s in the shower. In case she slips>
ER: /knows Clark would never do that but like to tease him anyway/
CLARK: [Linked Image]
LOIS: Why is he whistling?

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EW: He's not leaving, is he?
ER: No, but she could be made non-living while he’s waiting in the next room.
He has super hearing and super speed. He has a 99% chance on getting there before she became undead.
CLARK: I don't like those odds. I better break down the door.
LOIS: /stares at Clark in shock/ Hello! I'm not dressed.
CLARK: Lois, what happened to your hair?

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ER: /Lois admitted it OUTLOUD!/
EW: It's part 3 of 3. Did you want her feelings to remain unexpressed?
ER: It’s still kind of unexpected in a VirginiaR story’s part 3?
It is?

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ER: Well…he *is* an investigative reporter. It would be investigating.
CLAUDE: How do you think I made it into Lane's bedroom? HA!
LOIS: /explains how her and Claude's relationship really ended/
CLARK: I believe I shall investigate your living room and kitchen, Lois.

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Maybe he should not say that in an interview?
Superman is pretty good at keeping secrets.

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EW: And I think Clark was very polite to Luthor during HiM despite Luthor trying to take his wife.
ER: During HiM? /huh/
Michael has clearly forgotten that Mr. and Mrs. Kent spent their honeymoon at the Lexor and then Mr. Luthor stopped by Daily Planet to get his Lois on before his Tsunami machine was tested.

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CLARK: What? THEY both deserved it!
LOIS: /doesn't quite remember it that way/
CLARK: What? You weren't sharing your story. That's rude.

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ER: /confused by this Lois-like behavior/
CLARK: /me, too./
EW: Isn't it in her nature to slam doors in Clark's face?
ER: Yes. But that doesn’t mean one doesn’t try to figure out the reason why.
Does one ask why the sky is green or the grass is blue?
CLARK: Um... yes?

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She has to lose it all? (Hmmmm, thinking we should add that category to next year's Kerth Awards. Best Lois Haircut Story.)
ER: /seconds that idea/ That’s evil!
EW: /points to shiny badge on lapel./

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"On the long road, take small steps." -- Jor-el, "The Foundling"
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"clearly there is a lack of understanding between those two... he speaks Lunkheadanian and she Stubbornanian" -- chelo.