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Although, that plan could back fire on me, if you start commenting on the day I post.
[Linked Image] Which is why I exercise constraint. That and that giant blob of RL that’s dropped down from outer space.

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Like Lois doing Clark?
CLARK: No, I think I'd have remembered that.
LOIS: <admits to being so bad in bed, only a virgin would remember it>
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Clark still has a lot to learn about how his woman is always right, doesn’t he?
CLARK: But... but... but... What if she isn't?
Case and point.

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LOIS: Hurting people when you have powers isn't nice. Hurting people when you don't have powers is human.

LEX: See? It’s okay what I’m doing.

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CLARK: dizzy Did you just say I can't hurt anyone because I'm Kryptonian?
NOR: I never found that a problem.
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LOIS: I don't wear a concubine costume for just anyone.
CLARK /weaing black with blue highlights/ wave
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Nah. Banks don't do that sort of thing here. Too much paperwork. I bet it was just one of those non-interest bearing accounts; therefore, no reason to red-flag the IRS.
/considering today’s interest rates/ You mean like a regular savings account? peep

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CATWOMAN: Yes, I admit to stealing the necklace. Now, what?
BATMAN: But... but... but... I didn't get to ask any questions yet.
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I think in the middle ages, they didn't take just the top level of skin. They took all of them.
[Linked Image] They also go skin deep on this matter in the GoT books.

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LEX: Lois, put down the spatula, please, darling. You know that I can take you out for dinner. Please don't make me eat your cooking.
[Linked Image] You married her. You eat it.

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Maybe she’s preggers with Lex’s love child?
LOIS: Kill me. Kill me now.
Won’t the offspring do that for her? You know, Alien-style?
LOIS: Ripley killed herself to prevent the Alien from being born.

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Eh. The story is still young.
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LOIS: Yeah, that wasn't fun either.
On the plus side, I’m sure the EW threw a party because the story was done then.

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Well, there was also that time she stayed with Jimbo.
Yes, but aside from giving Jimbo ideas which he would then later confess to her, we don’t really talk about that one.

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SUPERMAN: That's all part of the act.
LOIS: And what do you call the lipstick stains on your colar?
SUPERMAN: My uniform doesn't have a collar, Lois. What are you driving at?
I believe they call that ‘deflection’. And he actually pads that technique with the implication of her being wrong, thus aggravating her to the point that she shifts focus away from the lipstick and towards the defamation.

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There could be another reason for that.
CLARK: That I'm just horrible in the sack? That's my true curse.
He’s so bad, women prefer immediate death after the experience rather than live with the memory?

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But Clark only saw the scene from the back, therefore, seeing her topless from the front wouldn't remind him of the video at all.
Huh, and here I thought he was seeing them both from the side. Considering he only saw Lex’s left shoulder and Lois’s right arm?

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ER: Oh, that's right. She still has the treadmill.
LOIS: <prefers to run in the park. At night. Without mace.>
ER: /evil/
LOIS: What? It makes me run faster.
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