CLARK: It is? Even here in Metropolis? Wow, that's new.
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Alt-World is much more European, huh? Except for the lax gun control, that is. So, maybe Mexican?
![huh huh](/ubb/images/graemlins/default/huh.gif)
Honestly no idea but you read a lot about drug cartels in Mexico, so…
![huh huh](/ubb/images/graemlins/default/huh.gif)
CLARK: Always? Huh. Interesting. Concubines, too?
LOIS: <beside herself because she just realized that she cannot legally become Kal-El’s concubine>
CLARK: I'm going to take that as a 'yes'. Wow. I did not know that.
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Only if it interrupted the game.
That was implied.
Quote:
ER: She seems agitated…
EW: She's had a bad day.
RALPH: She must have lots of bad days.
LOIS: Funny how they all start with Ralph.
Again, she's not pregnant.
![huh huh](/ubb/images/graemlins/default/huh.gif)
I never…Oh…because of the ‘Ralph’?
![rotflol rotflol](/ubb/images/graemlins/default/rotflol.gif)
Now, who’s over-pregnatizing here
![laugh laugh](/ubb/images/graemlins/default/laugh.gif)
Only because Lois was cooking.
Again. Implied.
Captain America? /ducking/
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The last 100 parts have been bad?!
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CLARK: Only if you're in them, Minha!
LOIS: <has now been upgraded to porn star instead of a hooker>
CLARK: That didn't come out right.
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LOIS: That’s like being born with only half a brain, right?
But without his powers he's essentially human, ergo, he acts as intelligent as a human male when drunk.
He gets smarter when drunk?
![huh huh](/ubb/images/graemlins/default/huh.gif)
It was how I faked my first sex scene back in the day... in a story. I meant writing it. Realized that my first draft of that statement could be taken in more than one way.
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The interdimensional travel and dying, that’s where the trouble starts.
Science?
PETER: If I ever catch Prometheus, I’ll so tan his hide!
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Michael