Originally Posted by Darth Michael
AND Buffy constantly complained about swallowing vampire dust.
SPIKE: <Thinks back to that one time with the Buffy-Bot>
BUFFY: <makes sure Spike keeps mum about what she did with him while transparent>
XANDER: /confused/
That was a fun season.

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HENDERSON: Sure, unless they break the law.
LOIS: Hello? Hooker.
ER: Apparently, the nice reporter lady tries to impose her own sense of morality on the Metropolitan law makers.
CAT: [Linked Image]
LOIS: Hello. Hooking is against the law. Why isn't anyone backing me up here?
CLARK: I agree, Lois. Prostitution should be against the law.
LOIS: It *is* against the law!
CLARK: It is? Even here in Metropolis? Wow, that's new.
LOIS: It's always been illegal.
CLARK: Always? Huh. Interesting. Concubines, too?
LOIS: splat
CLARK: I'm going to take that as a 'yes'. Wow. I did not know that.

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Again, I don’t think that’s legal. I’m starting to get the feeling that piece of expressionist street art never cared much for the law.
LOIS: Ya think?

Originally Posted by Michael
Originally Posted by EW
It wasn't announced on sports radio during the game.
He’d have had to jump from his box onto the field to make those news?
Only if it interrupted the game.

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ER: She seems agitated…
EW: She's had a bad day.
RALPH: She must have lots of bad days.
LOIS: Funny how they all start with Ralph.
Again, she's not pregnant.

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ER: Learned from Lois?
EW: No. She had a bat.
LOIS: What? A spatula is a perfectly valid weapon. The last time I used one, five grown men ended up in the hospital’s critical care unit.
Only because Lois was cooking. peep

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Then what would you call a 6’ tall dude dressed in blue spandex and drunk as a skunk?
Captain America? /ducking/
LOIS: Hey, Superman! wave
CAT: I was going to... sad Right, married. [Linked Image] Hey, Phil, how about you...
PHIL: No.

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ER: She could send him over to Lois’s. Maybe then they’d finally hook up.
LOIS: With my luck he won’t be remembering that one either.
EW: And that would be bad, why?
ER: /points at previous – what - 100 parts/
jawdrop The last 100 parts have been bad?! shock mecry
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ER: Well…he’s definitely full of liquid courage.
CAT: He’s full of something, all right.
EW: He didn't call Cat pretty in front of Lois.
ER: So…no courage, then?
[Linked Image]

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ER: He’s not the quickest one, is he?
EW: Well, just because you thought of it 5 parts ago... doesn't mean HE's slow. He was distracted by other things in the film.
CLARK: /blushes/
LOIS: So, he likes watching naughty home movies?
CLARK: Only if you're in them, Minha!
LOIS: mad
CLARK: That didn't come out right.

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EW: If Lex has a bullet wound but Lois doesn't than Clark is right. It isn't Lois. But if neither of them do, then it could have just been an old tape.
ER: Or a different Lex.
CLARK: That would be impossible unless he had an inter-dimensional time machine.
LOIS: [Linked Image] A what?
CLARK: Um.... nothing?

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EW: Because men who are drunk are intelligent human beings?
ER: He’s Krytponian!
LOIS: That’s like being born with only half a brain, right?
But without his powers he's essentially human, ergo, he acts as intelligent as a human male when drunk.

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CLARK: Good thing my brain left with my abilities and I won't remember this.
CAT: Superman touched my chest. /sigh/
ER: clap So, will she be buying a t-shirt with that statement?
CAT: /considers it/ It could be a nice side business...

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Also, you’d be surprised how much one learns from watching US television shows and movies.
It was how I faked my first sex scene back in the day... in a story. I meant writing it. Realized that my first draft of that statement could be taken in more than one way.

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EW: I guess "heaven" and "reincarnation" don't really go well together.
EW: No, that’s just double-entry accounting. The interdimensional travel and dying, that’s where the trouble starts.
Science?

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EW: Phil's about to stab him with a screwdriver?
ER: I was going to suggest that before going with the Xerox!
PHIL: I *fix* Xerox machines. Not *lift* them!

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