I’ve got a theory.
JIMMIES: Beer bongs!
CLARK: Forget being Superman. THIS is the life!
JIMMIES:
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He’s not the smartest one huh?
LOIS: You just figuring that one out now?
Also… Ooooh! Rachel!
Because men who are drunk are intelligent human beings?
I don’t think that’s appropriate talk for this side of the boards. Let’s just say…French style?
She meant where IN THE WORLD, not where on Rachel.
Lois won’t be happy that he’s getting hansy with a married woman who’s carrying his love child.
CLARK: Good thing my brain left with my abilities and I won't remember this.
CAT: Superman touched my chest. /sigh/
He should tell Lois like he told Cat!
Maybe he will.
She’s not the smartest cookie, is she? Considering the probability of an Earthen name ending up on Krypton.
CAT: What, he could spell it Rayj-El. She could be have been his first cousin or something.
Exactly. Rak-El, his first wife. /ducking/
ZARA:
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The gravitational challenge and the inebriation not giving it away?
nah, just stating the obvious.
Actually, she left before they doled out shares of billionaire. Lois and Ellen got bit shares, though.
Ooooh. That's bad.
Shouldn’t she be placing a bucket next to the couch?
Ooops. As I mentioned, I don't hang out with the inebriated much. How about I add it in the Archive version?
Oooooh! And why does she think Clark tried to oogle a naked Lex? Also, good thing they both got shot on opposite sides of their bodies, huh? That way, during her lapdance, well… both sides…
Because he couldn't look away? Lois's was on her right arm, and I think Lex's was his left, so they should have been right next to each other... Plus, it wasn't as if Lex was shot further down.
CLARK: Blind me. Blind me now.
Huh. Wait. What? Huh? He…What? How…What? Dolt!
Again. You're looking for logic from a drunk man. His reasoning, if neither of them were shot, then it must have happened before Luthor shot her, i.e. the previous summer when they were dating.
She could have boinked him in the living room during the first time and only taken him to her boudoir after she had told Clark that she hadn’t yet taken Lex to see her bedroom.
CAT: True.
CLARK:
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Hey, Lois could have done Lex in the bunker down there. Then she wouldn’t have taken Lex into her bedroom because that would only have been a copy of said room.
CLARK:
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LEX: Once you go Lex, you never go back.
TONI TAYLOR: Mostly because of the VDs.
Also, there might be a ‘to’ too many in there and an ‘or’ missing.
Fixed by changing last 'to' to a 'with'
Oh look Cat is on the phone with her husband and Clark’s eavesdropping.
Eeeeeh. Wrong Answer. No phone. No super hearing. But Phil's right though. He just came back early because he missed Cat so much.
So not up to flying colors yet?
Left it off page.
LEX: I didn’t get to try that one with him.
CLARK: Phew.
That’s why most teenagers study the effects of alcohol long before they have to first consider their own mortality.
No, Clark combined his first alcohol experience with Rachel. All the rest didn't effect him.
UNIVERSE: There’s a book-keeping error here. Dammit, what happened? If I can’t figure that one out till the IRS audit, they’ll probably want to go over all the deaths of the past millennium
I guess "heaven" and "reincarnation" don't really go well together.
So, considering that Lois’s probably have a higher mortality rate than Clarks, does that mean the Clark’s get multiple Loises in the afterlife?
It just explains why she's had more real-world experience than Clark (i.e. because of the reincarnation).
He’s a naughty boy, isn’t he?
All good nightmares start out as good dreams.
Of course, he's half-drunk. Half-asleep.
What will he say when he still thinks that and then sees Cat?
EEEK! Good thing I didn't think of that one. Nah, Phil's home now, nothing would happen.
So, don’t drink? Also, she *liked* it. Why should she be screaming? He isn’t making much sense, is he?
LEX: She thinks it’s like I have 8 appendages.
Yep. Don't drink.
So, he’s going to now bring forth all the nasty stuff he’s bottled up in his system?
Maybe he does that on the walk home.
CABBIE: Out!
He’s her special friend? A gentleman calling?
PHIL: Wrong answer.
Sounds like it’s suspicious.
CAT: [I don't like horny men!]
Anyway, on the plus side, Clark’s vulnerable and Phil’s used to lifting Xerox machines, so…
Phil's about to stab him with a screwdriver?
CLARK: My buddies in highschool usually threw up all over the floor.
Clark didn't hang out with that crowd.
Well…he did touch her…where he kissed Rachel.
PHIL: And where's that?
CLARK: In the field.
PHIL:
CAT: /smacks Phil for not trusting her/
Good thing he didn't bring up this theory when she was home.
CAT: My friend’s divorce attorney’s a guy.
Phil knows who the guy is and it isn't an attorney.
HENDERSON: Now, that's just a low blow, Michael. What have I ever done to you?
Well, she loves him like a brother.
CANON LOIS: I do, too!
Nope, that's not what the note says.
Well…she sounds like a Lois. Huh… Lois is apparently fornicating with the devil and Cat is trolling after Clark and carrying his love child… [ER: gets an idea]
WRONG CLARK meets the SWINGERS?
LOIS: Funny, how stupid and blind Clark can be…
Or...
“You approve of her behavior?” Phil sputtered. “Do you even know… know… what lines she crossed to help you, yesterday?”
She…she…broke and entered?
LOIS: So…?
Did you ever stop to think how Cat got the suit she gave to Clark?
Like Cat getting kidnapped by Bill Church Jr.?
Well, there's an idea.
Plus, the neighbors two floors down tell me their sex is really good, apparently.
The real reason Lois and Clark moved into the townhouse.
“But know I might not be up to speed for a while.”
He can still carry boxes, can’t he?
CLARK: I never knew moving is that much effort.
He said "up to speed". He never said "up to strength". He can still carry stuff, just not quickly.
Thanks for the comments.
