So, had Lois decided to go all Bonnie to his Clyde, he’d have let Superman live?
LEX: Yes, as the main attraction at my zoo.
LOIS: Is it a petting zoo?
Only if you want this story to go to the dark side.
ER: Awww, he wanted to get a 1966 Kryptonian Blue for their wedding night. I’m sure Lois would have enjoyed it.
EW: Bashing Lex over the head with it?
ER: Actually, I was euphemizing to someone born in 1966, always wearing blue, and being from Krypton.
/points to my answer to the previous quote/ Hmmmm. It seems I could have gone in several different directions from here.
ER: Yeah…he does realize it’s the reporter chick who would be forming popular opinion and thus history, right?
EW: I'm sorry, do you think Lex is going to let Lois live too? LOIS: Oh course he would. I’m to be his bride!
/points to Lex Jr.'s mom/
SUPERMAN: I don't kill people. That's what sidewalks are for.
ER: It’s the sidewalk that kills them, not the drop, huh?
MAYSON: I don't think so, Vigilante!
The idea would be that the lead protects him from the radiation.
But he doesn't wear a mask, so it would cause him migraines.
LOIS: /crying at her missing Clarkie bear/
CLARK: So, that one I got wrong?
ER: ONE? *ONE*?
Touche!
CLARK: It was more than one?
EW: So, Superman should rule Earth with an iron fist?
ER: Well…it would at least keep Lois safe?
But Lois wouldn't want him if that was his personality.
LOIS: I’m *trying* to get into his pants. It’s not *my* fault he’s shyer than…than…Canon Lois.
EW: Did you mean Lois here or Cat?
ER: Nope, the names correct
ALT-CLARK: Actually, I've found that after a glass of wine or two...
CANON CLARK: What?!
ALT-CLARK: She puts on her iron maiden.
PHIL: I think it best if I never visit a strip joint.
PHIL: lol I'm married to Cat. Who needs a strip joint?
RALPH: He just called his wife her a stripper!
PHIL: And she strips for nobody but me. I have no problem with the analogy.
RALPH:
Well, at least that’s the argument Hero’s father used in Much Ado.
I tried to watch the Joss Wedon version the other night and couldn't get a half-hour into it before becoming bored.
Which is too bad, because the Kenneth Branagh was very entertaining.
EW: Actually, according to Mythbusters a penny dropped from the Empire State hardly will scratch the surface of the sidewalk, so I doubt Lex would break it.
ER: But didn’t Jack Nicholson’s Joker ruin the sidewalk in Batman?
That's only because he's hard headed (and it was Hollywood).
Otherwise it would be reset. Again. And I doubt the EW would think that funny very much.
After this many parts do you think I want to time-travel back to the beginning AGAIN?!
