LEX: I'll accept that.
LOIS: I meant the other end.
CLARK: And she calls ME a lunkhead?
I went back and forth between Lex having a skeleton key for every room in Lex Tower and this. I'm sorry, this won. I can't always choose correctly.
Nah, that’s fun. Makes Lex much more Sherriff of Rottingham
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So, had Lois decided to go all Bonnie to his Clyde, he’d have let Superman live?
LEX: Yes, as the main attraction at my zoo.
LOIS: Is it a petting zoo?
As do most things said in French to people who don't speak it. It's why it's referred to as the language of love, is it not?
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Awww, he wanted to get a 1966 Kryptonian Blue for their wedding night. I’m sure Lois would have enjoyed it.
Bashing Lex over the head with it?
Actually, I was euphemizing to someone born in 1966, always wearing blue, and being from Krypton.
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Yeah…he does realize it’s the reporter chick who would be forming popular opinion and thus history, right?
I'm sorry, do you think Lex is going to let Lois live too?
LOIS: Oh course he would. I’m to be his bride!
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Maybe he should have stayed in bed, then?
BED BUNNY STRIPPER HE HAD BOUGHT FOR HIMSELF FOR HIS BACHELOR PARTY: Definitely. It's a Saturday and I wanted to sleep in.
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At least he wasn’t bested by a better man?
LOIS: No, by a better woman.
Not the same.
LEX:
SUPERMAN: Here, Lois, can you hold Lex's leash while I go find Henderson via Helsinki. Oh, and feel free to enjoy the in-home movie.
LEX:
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There’s a lot of stories out there with women going to work on their backs for their lovers.
LOIS: /Eyes Michael warily/ And WHAT does that have to do with me?
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SUPERMAN: I don't kill people. That's what sidewalks are for.
It’s the sidewalk that kills them, not the drop, huh?
CLARK: [afraid of Cat in his current delicate state] It's only because she's not wearing her usual heels and she's not used to walking in flats.
CAT: *squints*
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Should have gone with the leaded suit.
Although, he wouldn't have had the strength to crawl across the floor with it on though.
The idea would be that the lead protects him from the radiation.
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Dangle him over the balcony railing but not let him go?
Not squeeze while he had his hands around his neck?
That would be murder. The other an accident.
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LOIS: /crying at her missing Clarkie bear/
CLARK: So, that one I got wrong?
ONE? *ONE*?
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Nothing several dozen other women didn’t do for money that year alone.
LEX: The year isn't over yet.
It is for him?
So, Superman should rule Earth with an iron fist?
Well…it would at least keep Lois safe?
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LOIS: I’m *trying* to get into his pants. It’s not *my* fault he’s shyer than…than…Canon Lois.
Did you mean Lois here or Cat?
Nope, the names correct
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PHIL: I think it best if I never visit a strip joint.
PHIL: lol I'm married to Cat. Who needs a strip joint?
RALPH: He just called his wife her a stripper!
HENDERSON: Hey, you! With the red shirt. You first!
Why the police started to update their cadet uniforms…
SUPERMAN: Kill me. Kill me now. I'm not sure what Michael means, but if what my imagination says that is... well, I'd rather die than remember that.
LOIS: Don't be silly. That doesn't make you fly or I'd be buzzing the skies.
CLARK: shock Say what?
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No, it’s because she was whoring around with her fiancée on the vid-wall.
LOIS: But... but... but he gave me a ring, so it was okay, right?
Well, at least that’s the argument Hero’s father used in Much Ado.
Actually, according to Mythbusters a penny dropped from the Empire State hardly will scratch the surface of the sidewalk, so I doubt Lex would break it.
But didn’t Jack Nicholson’s Joker ruin the sidewalk in Batman?
ELLEN: Well, at least she married him first, right? Right? RIGHT?!
LOIS:
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That could have gotten awkward had Lex actually managed to hit her.
So, it's good her mom grabbed her arm and stopped her?
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Otherwise it would be reset. Again. And I doubt the EW would think that funny very much.
CAT: <has taken Clark on a joy-ride with her fancy scooter>
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