Also, she could suggest they go to Vegas and make it official and then make a baby?
Yup, they would be more galactically stupid.
LOIS (eagerly): There is? Really? What is it?
More like ... she's 'terrified' he'll ask to come in for a nightcap.
Because she’d say ‘yes’ but she doesn’t have any protection at home?
What do you think Clark thinks about this? He's completely in love with Lois, so he probably wants a double. But he thinks that Lois is only going into a 'platonic' marriage. So ... twin beds. ARGH.
Lois is going to be soooo ticked off! And horny. Horny and ticked off. Not a good combination.
What? You didn't expect her to be immediately over the moon about the idea did you? This is LOIS.
LOIS: Who happens to look a bit like Superman. Wait a minute, it is Superman. Where's the rest of the suit? And why is he watching me? Is he stalking me?
What? Is that not Lois' answerphone message? Did I get it wrong?
If you give into the impulse every time then your gonna have a bruise the size of an ostrich egg on your head.
But maybe I'll give you a little gift.
It's called The Phone Calls.
Wait, does that mean Lois is going to phone in her engagement with Clark?
Michael