New part!
How does she get me to do these things?
Well, apparently not by offering up sexual favors, that’s for sure. Otherwise, we would be reading an entirely different story.
Yes, we would. And I know you REALLY want to be reading that story.
RALPH: Don’t worry. Women do that with me all the time.
CLARK: Jerk is your middle name, Ralph, that's why.
Back at the bar he found a much changed lady.
So, did she do drugs?
*sigh* Always think the worst, don't you Michael. Take a leaf out of Clark's book and always think the best of people.
And I’m not even sure what the point of this scheme is.” Clark perched himself on a stool.
To get out of the pact, of course. Sometimes he can be a bit dense.
You do realise that Clark doesn't have the benefit of reading the story and seeing Lois' internal thoughts, don't you?
Jenny must have caught on to his defensive mode as she didn’t question further.
JENNY: Yep, caught another gay one. This one hasn’t even come out of the closet yet. Just my luck.
“You’d be surprised, Lois. She’s stronger than most people think.”
I wonder if she might move into Lois’s building, dye her hair brunette, and befriend the nice lady in 501. Then, one evening…
I think you have the wrong idea about Jenny. *looks at Michael sternly*
“Am I great, or what? So I guess it’s time to thank me.”
She delusional?
*nods vigorously*
It’s not just a crush. It’s not just ‘in love’.
I love him.
Surpised? Didn't think she'd admit it yet?
Every day he didn’t fall in love with me, I’d lose some of myself. And I’d die.
What? *looks innocent*
*whistles*
It’s Clark, right? Right? RIGHT? Unless she’s been paired up with Ralph. Then it’s also 
Michael
