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How does she get me to do these things?
Well, apparently not by offering up sexual favors, that’s for sure. Otherwise, we would be reading an entirely different story.

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She should be the one here to do this.
Dr. FRISKIN: So, Mr. Kent. Have you had those fantasies about your partner dating other women longer or is this a recent development?

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He could tell which one was his date. She was sat alone, neck craning over to view the door,
So, not a singles restaurant, then?

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and she looked just like the profile picture which Lois had shown him.
Oh.

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She’d raved on about the perfectly long straight blonde hair and the perfectly proportioned face, pointing out the high cheekbones and pert nose.
Basically, model, then?

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Somehow he knew that she was going to be upset.
JENNY: razz Why do the hot ones always have to be gay! razz

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“Oh!” her voice quietened and she dropped her head.
JENNY: Maybe, if I press really hard, I could use the butter knife…

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Clark felt like a jerk.
RALPH: Don’t worry. Women do that with me all the time.

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Back at the bar he found a much changed lady.
So, did she do drugs?

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And I’m not even sure what the point of this scheme is.” Clark perched himself on a stool.
To get out of the pact, of course. Sometimes he can be a bit dense.
Dr. KLEIN: [Linked Image]

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Jenny must have caught on to his defensive mode as she didn’t question further.
JENNY: Yep, caught another gay one. This one hasn’t even come out of the closet yet. Just my luck.

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“Oh, because she seemed the delicate type from her picture and her profile.”
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“You’d be surprised, Lois. She’s stronger than most people think.”
I wonder if she might move into Lois’s building, dye her hair brunette, and befriend the nice lady in 501. Then, one evening…

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“Am I great, or what? So I guess it’s time to thank me.”
She delusional?

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“Oh!” replied Lois. Clark glanced up in shock. That sounded like utter disappointment in her voice.
Duh! After she put so much work into it!

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Jenny was perfect. I knew it. I am sooo good. I got everything perfect on his profile.
Not perfect. Too blonde. Too fragile. Too less of a reporter. Too less of a Lois.

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Lois how could you be so stupid?
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It’s not just a crush. It’s not just ‘in love’.

I love him.
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Every day he didn’t fall in love with me, I’d lose some of myself. And I’d die.
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<extra bonus effort by artistic writer>
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Hot Match Wild Card
So…Clark?

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…also agrees.
razz wildguy It’s Clark, right? Right? RIGHT? Unless she’s been paired up with Ralph. Then it’s also rotflol

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