Originally Posted by Darth Michael
CLARK: But... but... but... she was right there! /turns to Lois/ But I'm lusting after yours.
LOIS: /giggles/ Oh, Clark. Stop it!
ER: Oooh! Zombie-Clark!
LOIS: Does the ER imply that one must be dead to want me?
[Linked Image] /I don't like the new laughing smilie on the boards, too creepy./
LEX: Define "dead".

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One of the Friday-shows on NBC?
I don't pay for live TV anymore, so I have no idea to whom you might be referring.

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EW: Nope, but she might get cancer in a few years.
MRS. COX: Say, what?
LEX: Don’t worry about what the EW is saying. You’ll be long dead before any cancer shows up.
MRS. COX: Check, please! I need to call my lawyer.
LEX: Silly woman. I own all the lawyers in town.

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/Lois is the alien from MIB/
LOIS: I do NOT look like that!
ER: So… /pregnant brunette woman from MIB, who looks a bit like a semi-naked Lois/
LOIS: Okay, I *do* look like that, but that's not *me*.
CLARK: Not, yet. [Linked Image]
LOIS: Really not earning yourself points with that remark, Flyboy.
/Also, is it just me or does that woman seem to be standing in the park where Buffy often was filmed? I thought it was a photo from that show, but couldn't remember that happening.

SPIKE: I swear I didn't know it was possible!/

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ER: Oh boy…he’s going to be a mess during their first time together!
CLARK:
LOIS: First?
ER: That he knows of?
cool

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ER: Maybe it’s a spa with benefits and Lois gets to break the story?
LOIS: /hungers for *any* kind of story/
ER: See? I knew that eventually her penchant for hooking in unlikely places would come in handy.
LOIS: Hooking? Hooking? I think you have me confused with a former gossip columnist.
CAT: I didn't "hook". I was always free.
MEN OF METROPOLIS: [Linked Image] And we loved her for it!
PHIL: I really didn't need to hear this.

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ER: Well…it will happen during her happy day, so…
EW: What? No morning sickness jokes at the mention of nausea?
ER: Why would there be morning sickness. You said that Lois is not pregnant. That it’s all just made up. And that you wouldn’t confirm her pregnancy until people stopped suggesting she is pregnant.
clap And you believed me? lol I mean, yeah, that's right. [Linked Image]

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EW: Really? I was trying to make her sound like an ordinary masseuse.
ER: Yeah…it’s just the whole atmosphere, plus naked Lois and Clark in an inconvenienced position
CLARK: I am *not* naked. Thank you very much.
LOIS: I'm not all the way naked.
CLARK: /gaining strength to fight the Kryptonite from this thought/

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LOIS: Ooops? Was I not supposed to stick that steak knife into my husband’s ribcage?
LEX: Darling, my ribcage is about 12" higher.
ER: So…she missed his heart then?
LEX: Define "heart".

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LOIS: No, I went for his most vital organ.
What Lex THINKS is his most vital organ.

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EW: How could Tempus take Lois away from Lex?
ER: /reminds EW about what Tempus is accused of doing to Alt-Lois in Tempus Anyone?/ For instance…
Or do you mean, that canon Lois was taken from canon Clark? Also, Tempus had nothing to do with Alt-Lois's death in this story.

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SUPERMAN: You want me to watch a naked Lois being rubbed down by another woman? Okay. Got popcorn?
MARTHA: Clark Jerome Superman Kent!
CLARK: What? I'm locked in a cage. What do you want me to do? Suffer?

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CLARK: /is looking for the easy way out/ It's okay. You can make it THAT easy.
ER: So, he wants an easy Lois?
Where's the fun in that?
CLARK: Duh!

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CLARK: You could just try NOT kissing the guy.
FLOIS: But but but he’s *LEX* Luthor!
FLOIS = Fake Lois, I presume.
So, she's not a smartest cookie in the jar.

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ER: So…you said no clones. So…the double Ari dug up?
EW: Arianna had no part in making a double of Lois in this story.
ER: That was not what the nice ER had asked.
No? Hmmmm.[Linked Image]

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EW: You mean one which makes her think that Lex is Superman? Is that why he kept the sound off?
ER: Yeah, right.
LOIS: That’s no Superman! That’s barely even a man
[Linked Image]

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EW: Just in case she asks him again to stop calling her 'Lois'.
ER: Yeah, because having her plastically altered wouldn’t raise any suspicions with her.
LEX: What she don't know won't hurt her.

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EW: Well, I couldn't ruin the surprise. Anyway, having Lex just torturing Superman physically with green Kryptonite is old hat.
CLARK: I…I…I *like* old things.
LOIS: /takes offense at being referred to as old before hitting 29/
LANA: Like old girlfriends?
LOIS: /doesn't know who punch first. Clark or his ex./
But Clark didn't date the Lana of this dimension.

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Playing's fun!
I agree! wave

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