Yes. And, well, no. He did date Lana. peep
LANA: What is she talking about? I don't cook.
CLARK: But... but... but... she was right there! /turns to Lois/ But I'm lusting after yours.
LOIS: /giggles/ Oh, Clark. Stop it!
Oooh! Zombie-Clark!
LOIS: Does the ER imply that one must be dead to want me?
Who sucks peoples power out from their mouth?
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One of the Friday-shows on NBC?
CLARK: /coughing/ Good Samaritan laws.
Don’t shoot the home invader if he’s wearing a red cross?
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Nope, but she might get cancer in a few years.
MRS. COX: Say, what?
LEX: Don’t worry about what the EW is saying. You’ll be long dead before any cancer shows up.
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/Lois is the alien from MIB/
LOIS: I do NOT look like that!
So…
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Oh boy…he’s going to be a mess during their first time together!
CLARK:
LOIS: First?
That he knows of?
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Lex arranged for her to have a bachelorette outing after all!
LOIS: If I end up naked in a vat of green jello with Bubbles, someone is going to die.
LEX: So much for my night.
CLARK: That some strange random dude should rub my naked body?
LEX: Don't worry, darling, I've got Superman's spa day all scheduled over at Lex Towers. We're making a night of it!
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Maybe it’s a spa with benefits and Lois gets to break the story?
LOIS: /hungers for *any* kind of story/
See? I knew that eventually her penchant for hooking in unlikely places would come in handy.
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Well…it will happen during her happy day, so…
What? No morning sickness jokes at the mention of nausea?
Why would there be morning sickness. You said that Lois is not pregnant. That it’s all just made up. And that you wouldn’t confirm her pregnancy until people stopped suggesting she is pregnant.
Really? I was trying to make her sound like an ordinary masseuse.
Yeah…it’s just the whole atmosphere, plus naked Lois and Clark in an inconvenienced position
CLARK: /put on a lot of morphine/ When you put it that way, I guess I could suffer a little longer.
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LOIS: Ooops? Was I not supposed to stick that steak knife into my husband’s ribcage?
LEX: Darling, my ribcage is about 12" higher.
So…she missed his heart then?
LOIS: No, I went for his most vital organ.
How could Tempus take Lois away from Lex?
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For instance…
SUPERMAN: You want me to watch a naked Lois being rubbed down by another woman? Okay. Got popcorn?
MARTHA: Clark Jerome Superman Kent!
CLARK: /is looking for the easy way out/ It's okay. You can make it THAT easy.
So, he wants an easy Lois?
CLARK: You could just try NOT kissing the guy.
FLOIS: But but but he’s *LEX* Luthor!
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So…you said no clones. So…the double Ari dug up?
Arianna had no part in making a double of Lois in this story.
That was not what the nice ER had asked.
LEX: I've got the receipt to prove it.
/Actually, he doesn't. The Metro Club doesn't issue receipts for large cash donations./
You mean one which makes her think that Lex is Superman? Is that why he kept the sound off?
Yeah, right.
LOIS: That’s no Superman! That’s barely even a man
LEX: /tried to find photo of Lex Luthor (any of them) doing a face palm. Apparently, Batman does more face palms that this guy./
Just in case she asks him again to stop calling her 'Lois'.
Yeah, because having her plastically altered wouldn’t raise any suspicions with her.
Well, I couldn't ruin the surprise. Anyway, having Lex just torturing Superman physically with green Kryptonite is old hat.
CLARK: I…I…I *like* old things.
LOIS:
LANA: Like old girlfriends?
LOIS:
Playing's fun!
Michael
