If I have a muse, it's likely a he, and he has an extremely short attention span with a vicious sense of humor and a curious imagination.

Let me guess, jojo, you were the one that voted for the cheesy answer.


I think, therefore, I get bananas.

When in doubt, think about time travel conundrums. You'll confuse yourself so you can forget what you were in doubt about.

What's the difference between ignorance, apathy, and ambivalence?
I don't know and I don't care one way or the other.