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In the Original Fiction section, I've posted a story I wrote back in 1989... retyped from the printout, errors and all. For those of you who'd like to know just how bad at this I used to be goofy It's called Mars Weekend .
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PJ
yes, I know, I'm bad blush

"You told me you weren't like other men," she said, shaking her head at him when the storm of laughter had passed.
He grinned at her - a goofy, Clark Kent kind of a grin. "I have a gift for understatement."
"You can say that again," she told him.
"I have a...."
"Oh, shut up."

--Stardust, Caroline K