uhm, if posession is 9/10ths of the law, then doesn't that mean I get custody? :p
as for ninjas, little does labby know that timmy has been playing around with defending a fortress against a ninja horde for years. no idea why, but it's one of his little amusements. i keep telling him it's silly, but what can you do? kids these days...
also, i should warn you that the vast wilderness near timmy's attic can be fairly dangerous. he's okay with it, but others tend to find it a rather scary place...
just think about some of the ideas that have come out of there, and you'll probably see what i mean.
Paul