Ooh, lightning sounds like fun. Funny, I seem to be geared towards episodes for my drabbles...

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From suicide to superhero.

I raised my gun in a cemetery, and instead of a trip to the morgue, I’m taking a trip to the bank! For the first time in my life, I’ve got something good, and I’m about to cash in on it. I’ll have to join you later, Momma; I’ve got a costume to pick out and price list to publish. Who would have known that my life would change with a bolt of lightning and a nosy Superman. There’s a new crusader in town, and my name is…wellll…I guess I can’t put Waldecker on my costume…


"Meg...who let you back in the house?" -Family Guy