Ohhh!!! You guys did well with this one.

Mine is dorky:

---- Lightning ----
Once when he was seven years old he had touched an electric fence. It had sent a jolt of electricity down his entire body and had almost knocked him off his feet. He had always imagined that would be what it felt like to be struck by lightning… that was until the first time he had laid eyes on Lois Lane. Looking at the beautiful woman who had just stormed into the middle of his interview, he was certain life would never be the same for him. He could only hope that this lightning would strike him more than twice.


Angry Clark: CLARK SMASH!
Lois: Ork!