Because every time I see your nick, I flash on the following image.
Girl says to her little brother who is tickling her, "Stop! Quit! DON'T!" When he doesn't listen, she swats him.
Do you know the most surprising thing about divorce? It doesn't actually kill you, like a bullet to the heart or a head-on car wreck. It should. When someone you've promised to cherish till death do you part says, "I never loved you," it should kill you instantly.