LOL, nice one, Wendy! I was about halfway through before I twigged to who "he" probably was, or at least who he wasn't <g> Nice work. It's almost like a real story!
and again, Happy Birthday, Tank!
PJ
"You told me you weren't like other men," she said, shaking her head at him when the storm of laughter had passed. He grinned at her - a goofy, Clark Kent kind of a grin. "I have a gift for understatement." "You can say that again," she told him. "I have a...." "Oh, shut up."
