lol, Wendy!
Unlike others, who obviously know your tricks, you evil thing, you, I didn't get it until the very end. But it was still hilarious! Loved the part about the kids and the hair. So, did Tank reject her because she refused to cut her hair? *grin* Sounds very Tank-like to me. I guess he can live with it, if it means getting Lois (and no kids).
Nice work!
