Interesting celebrations they have on Krypton. Here let's beat each other to a pulp and then all come together to eat and party.
Teleporting doctors! Now, there's something we could use on Earth!
Ooooh! I agree!
Um... Didn't Kal just promise the purse to the people, not to Jak? Another fine night on the town for Jak!
Concubines for everyone!
Yes, it couldn't have been easy for Lois to watch that fight.
Nope.
Wrong answer, Kal. When you wife asks you what she can do to make you feel better, you don't tell her you're "fine" unless you *like* sleeping on the couch.
Kal! Not in front of the tabloids!
<flips to Kryptonian TMZ>
*sigh*
Ooooh. Jai liked the kiss.
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