/Tries to imitate patience/ Hmmm...
/fails miserably/
Originally posted by stephnachia:
Perhaps I can find new ways to motivate her/him (ahem Star Wars quote btw).
Say, is it troublesome if one starts to rephrase this in LnC/LnC-Fanfic terms? Of course, then you stumble over the '[...]he is most displeased with your apparent lack of progress[...]' quote and you think, no, you can't post this because that would be unfair to Sue. Oh what the hey...
"Lord FoLC! This is an unexpected pleasure. We are honored by your presence."
"You may dispense with the pleasantries, Sue. I'm here to put you back on schedule."
"I assure you, Lord FoLC, my muse is working as fast as she can."
"Perhaps I can find new ways to motivate her."
"I tell you, this fic will be finished as planned."
"The Kerth Award does not share your optimistic appraisal of the situation."
"But he is asking the impossible. I need more inspiration."
"Perhaps you can tell him when he arrives."
"The Kerth Award is coming here?"
"That is correct, Sue, and he is most displeased with your apparent lack of progress."
"We shall double our efforts!"
"I hope so, Sue, for your sake. The Kerth Award is not as forgiving as I am."
I know, could have used Perry, but since the Kerth-season just started, this felt like the obvious thing to do.
Michael, who in no way shares the views of Lord FoLC and knows that patience is a virtue. Unfortunately, only Clark Kent has this much patience, so I'm feeling more like Lois on the hunt for the next story
