Ah, Lara, you never fail to make me laugh.
"Miss Lane!" he said. "What a pleasure! To what do I owe the honor of speaking to Metropolis' prettiest investigative reporter?"
"You're not speaking to her," Clark told him, his expression darkening.
"Oh... Kent," Bruce said, his tone now unmistakably petulant.
Doesn't everyone know that
Clark is Metropolis' prettiest investigative reporter? Bruce must be blind as a bat not to see that!
(Er, yeah, horrible joke. I should really go to bed.)
Less than 15 minutes later, flying at absolute top speeds, Batman was soaring over Metropolis in his Batplane.
Somehow a plane just feels like cheating. I like my heroes to fly under their own power
"Oh, I've got it!" Aquaman said, excitedly. "I knew I'd seen you before! I'd recognize that chin anywhere! You're Batman, aren't you?"
<snicker>
"Kent here has his face – and his awful taste in neckwear - plastered all over the city!"
Hurrah for awful taste in neckwear!
"I guess I must have too busy looking at the pretty girl on the poster to really notice you."
Aquaman is...blind as a fish?
Yeah, yeah, off to bed with me!
Keep them coming!
