Thank you!! This was a wonderful way to wake up this morning!!
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"Spill it Kent," Bruce spat, somewhat annoyed. "You have my undivided attention. What's going on?"

"We're calling with information about project Shock Wave."

"I'm sorry, what now?" the billionaire asked, obviously startled.

"Shock Wave. It's a project that Wayne Enterprises is investing billions of dollars in. Don't tell me you didn't know!" Clark rolled his eyes and sighed. Leave it to the World's Greatest Detective to be completely oblivious to what his playboy alter ego's company was dealing in.

"I... uh... Just tell me what the problem is, will you?"
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Aquaman stood there observing Clark, who was starting to sweat quite a bit now. He feared that by the time this interview was over, there would be one more person in the world who knew his secret.

"Oh, I've got it!" Aquaman said, excitedly. "I knew I'd seen you before! I'd recognize that chin anywhere! You're Batman, aren't you?"

Clark rolled his eyes. Not another one, he thought. What was it with people thinking he was Batman? His chin looked nothing like Batman's. Nothing!
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Poor Clark -- I know he wants his secret safe, but one of these days he's going to smack someone who says that to him!!

Loved It!!

Vonceil


Johnny was a chemist,
Now Johnny is no more,
For what he thought was H two O
Was really H two S O four.
--Lab safety limrick--