I'm enjoying this (I use the term lightly, poor Lois and Clark).

I did notice one mis-type though.

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HERO REPORTER ASSISTS AT SCHOOL BUS CRASH; SUPERMAN STILL MYSERTIOUSLY ABSENT

I think you meant "MYSTERIOUSLY"

Poor Clark. He shouldn't have been up at all at that end part. *on the edge of my seat*

CLARK: No. I'm just worried I'm a jinx.
JONATHAN: A jinx?
CLARK: Yeah. Let's face it, ever since she's known me, Lois's been kidnapped, frozen, pushed off buildings, almost stabbed, poisoned, buried alive and who knows what else, and it's all because of me.
-"Contact" (You're not her jinx, you're her blessing.)