Wonderful, CC. It crosses my mind that the dialogue is perfect: it's snappy, funny, and so in tune with the way it was in the show. There is so much to like about this... including Lois's reaction to the HEA room.

One thing: you say in one place that the Lane-Kent descendants number in their thousands. I read this and thought, nah. Not possible. Then I did some maths, and I gave up after about 140 years of (very generous) guesstimates, because I'd already got past the 4,000 mark...

BTW, what's wrong with odd numbers? I'm rather fond of the number 17, myself.

Lovely

Chris