Hi, Clark. I was... uhm... just wondering if I... uhm... couldborrowyourtowel*yoink* Thanks!

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Uhm... you know, Clark, when you invited me over for beefcake, I thought you meant you'd be making meatloaf... But this is much yummier! Uhm... I mean... how could you?! How could... uhm... excuse me...

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Oh... hi, Clark... I just dropped by because I wanted to take a pec at your piece... the article, that is... that you were doing for the biceptennial of the abs... abs... Uhm, I think I need to lie down for a while. Can I use your bed?

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Hey, Lois, what do you think of my suit? I got it to wear to this ball I was going to with a Nigerian princess. She set me up with the emperor's own tailor...

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Superman! What are you doing in Clark's apartment? Oh, never mind. I can see, you're taking a shower. I guess I never really thought about where you live or what you do when you're not flying around rescuing people. It's nice of Clark to let you use his place like this. Have you seen him? Not that I'm trying to get rid of you or anything! Of course not that! I was just wondering... But never mind. So, wow. The suit does come off. Not that I'm staring. I just came here to see Clark and I'm surprised not to see him and to see you here instead and... Ooo, nice S! Uhm, that is, I'm happy to see you. Not *see* you, because I can see a lot more of you than usual, but of course... Uhm, why are you looking at me like that?


When in doubt, think about penguins. It probably won't help, but at least it'll be fun.