*crash, bang*

Superman: Oh no! Where have I landed this time?

Lucy: Superman! What are you doing here?

Superman: I lost control of my powers, and... What happened to all the colors? Am I going blind?

Lucy: Colors? What colors? Well, never mind about that. Who are you? You don't look like the Superman I know ...

Superman: Huh? *turns around, confused* Oh no! Look what I've done to your wall!

Lucy: The wall? Oh! Ricky's gonna flip out when he sees that! And he's due home in less than an hour!

Superman: I'm so sorry! I... uhm... I'll...

Lucy: Don't worry about it. I've got a plan.

Superman: Why does that worry me even more?

Lucy: Everything will be fine, really! Ethel knows a guy. We'll fix it up real quick. Ricky will never notice that there's a door where the window used to be!

Superman: Uhm... well... if you're sure...

Lucy: Of course I'm sure! Trust me! What could possibly go wrong? But I've got to get going! I'm going to need to get those guys over here!

Superman: But... wait! Where am I?

Lucy: Let me see... You say you lost control of your powers. And you're missing all the color... Supey, I think I can 'splain. You're on the wrong show. This is Nick at Nite. I figure you landed about three channels over.

Superman: Ay caramba!


When in doubt, think about penguins. It probably won't help, but at least it'll be fun.