Artist (OS): "And now, ladies and gentlemen, I will present to you my latest work! To commemorate the triumph of our city's heroes, I have created a chess board, with each piece being a key figure in the struggle. Each one is a painstakingly hand-carved life-size statue. The king is, of course, Superman, and..."
Jimmy (OS): "Hey! I'm only a pawn?!"
Voice from the crowd (OS): "Where's Clark Kent?"
Perry: "Uhm... excuse me? ... Uh... help?? ... I ... uh... seem to have broken the white queen..."
Lois (OS, under her breath): Thank you, Perry! I can't believe he carved my face looking like that!
