I can't help myself. Before I declare a winner I'm going to throw in a caption for meself.

Jimmy: "Tez? Never heard of him, Lois. I'm just planning a little gentle neck massage."

Ahem.

Now, the honorable mentions go to shimauma and datchickukindaknow. Tongue piercing and botox, indeed. Together that makes for quite a makeover.

And the winner is...
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Superbrucie! Hit it, Cat.