Jimmy: rrrrrr... How about now?
Lois: *sigh* No, Jimmy. Just because you were bit by a bat doesn't mean you'll turn into a vampire.
Jimmy: But it could have been a vampire bat!
Lois: It was a fruit bat!


Mmm cheese.

I vid, therefor I am.

The hardest lesson is that love can be so fair to some, and so cruel to others. Even those who would be gods.

Anne Shirley: I'm glad you spell your name with a "K." Katherine with a "K" is so much more alluring than Catherine with a "C." A "C" always looks so smug.
Me: *cries*