"My Lord Kal-El, we are the Kryptonians who say Ni! We come with a message. In order to defeat Lord Nor, you must say the word!"

"What word?"

"The one word that no one from New Krypton can bear to hear!"

"That's it? I just have to say this word and I win?"

"Argh! You said the word!"

"I did? What is it?"

"Argh! You said the word again!"

"What? When did I say it?"

"Argh! Stop saying that word!"

"Okay, but you still haven't told me what it is. How am I supposed to stop saying it if I don't know what it is?"

"Argh! Stop saying it! Oh no! I said it! Oh no! I said it again! Oh no! Help me!"

<Clark shakes head and sighs.> "I hate New Krypton."


When in doubt, think about penguins. It probably won't help, but at least it'll be fun.