"Is he dead?"
"Yes sir."
"Are you sure?"
"Yes."
"I'm not dead!"
"You most certainly are! Don't listen to him sir! He's lying!"
"But I'm not dead!"


(This is what happens when you drink too much caffine...)

In this life of froth and bubble,
Two things stand like stone.
Kindness in another's trouble,
Courage in your own.