Clark fights to avoid swearing at that mean, nasty Nor man...erm...Kryptonian...
"F...F...F-F-FAR OUT!"
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Clark: "Lois, do I have something in my teeth?"
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Clark was about to swallow a BIG mouthful of water but then he saw what Lois was wearing as a concubine and "PFFT!" water goes everywhere!