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Kryptonian #1: Are you sure that's how people on Earth dress like?
Kryptonian #2: Absolutely. They dressed like this in 1600, and now it's 1996! Do you think fashion changes in that small a time period?
Kryptonian #1: Certainly not. You're right.
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See ya,
AnnaBtG.

What we've got here is failure to communicate...