Been a few days since the last caption. Time to pick a winner (well, a bit past time... sorry). Looking over the entries, I think I have to go with this one:

Quote
"Is he dead?"
"Yes sir."
"Are you sure?"
"Yes."
"I'm not dead!"
"You most certainly are! Don't listen to him sir! He's lying!"
"But I'm not dead!"
rotflol Jenni! You (and your caffeine) are up!

Paul

When in doubt, think about penguins. It probably won't help, but at least it'll be fun.