60. If you go to New Krypton, there's a 98% chance you'll be back within the week.
61. Don't ever tell your true love "I have something important to tell you later" -- the "later" will never arrive, because in the meantime, she'll have figured you out and be really ticked that you didn't tell her.
PJ
"You told me you weren't like other men," she said, shaking her head at him when the storm of laughter had passed.
He grinned at her - a goofy, Clark Kent kind of a grin. "I have a gift for understatement."
"You can say that again," she told him.
"I have a...."
"Oh, shut up."
--Stardust, Caroline K
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