22. - give some careful thought to choosing your living room sofa
23 - hang around for a few minutes longer and save yourself a lot of heartbreak ( like… uh… don’t jump to conclusions)
24 - If the stuff glows in the dark, regardless of its being liquid or solid or its colour, don’t touch, inhale, or drink it
25 - sit down and actually talk to the people you care about … and save a lot of heartbreak
26 - men who are good cooks are hard to find
27 - there is no life crisis for which there is not an inspirational Elvis parable
c. (love this thread
)
