Ya think, Tank?
“Tank?”
“Yes?”
“You know this obsession you have with my hair?”
“It’s not an obsession! I just happen to know beyond any doubt that you look your most beautiful when your hair is... SHORT!”
“Yes, but when you first met me I had long hair.”
“Yess...”
“And you always told me you fell in love with me the moment you saw me.”
“Uhh...”
“So were you lying all those years?”
“No! You know I love you, Lois. The hair... it’s just the finishing touch, you know?”
“Okay, deal. You want me to cut my hair, YOU CUT OFF YOUR BEARD!”
Wendy
(BTW, great job, Caryn!
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