(I'll give it a shot.)
A Lois and Clark Drabble? by Tank
Lois grumbled as she moved toward the front door. She was puzzled when she didn't see anyone through the peephole. She opened the door, figuring she'd find some neighborhood kid running away, giggling over his prank.
Lois squeaked in alarm when she saw the small figure standing on her front step. He held a clipboard, and was... green!
"Ah, Mrs. Kent, so glad someone was home. Allow me to introduce myself. I'm Bleh Merklle, I work for the Encyclopedia Galactica. I'm here to update our listing on Kryptonians. You are still married to the last known Kryptonian, aren't you?"
"Clark!"
Tank (who hopes that puncuation doesn't count)
