CLARK: And, technically, Lois, I like to call 'em 'shorts'.
So, he’s Short Clark? Wonder if that’s better than Brief Clark.
LOIS: So, next you want to say that my butt looks big in those jeans?
LOIS: I like Kryptonian men... well, man really, just the one though.
ZARA: You can't have him. Ching's mine!
Michael