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Originally posted by Darth Michael:
EW: I've given up being brief for Long... er... Wrong Clark.
What Lois reads: Clark doesn’t wear briefs.
lol Actually, when I typed that out, I accidentally... Feudenily, typed out "Long" instead of "Wrong".
CLARK: And, technically, Lois, I like to call 'em 'shorts'.

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WRONG CLARK: Oh, will you just shut up!
Yes, WC looks a lot like a green Tempus in a Santa outfit.
Hey, canon Lois turned down canon Clark the first time he asked too.

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LOIS: Well, he *can* eat it if he *wants to*.
ER: He’ll have to if he wants to get nookie?
LOIS: No, no. I meant with his jaw and cast iron stomach, he could *try* to eat my first batch...

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No nookie for him tonight?

CLARK: [Shock] We're at my *folks!*
LOIS: /points at Labrat’s Epiphany/ Aaaaand?
Hmmmm. I'll have to add that one to my list... or as a suggestion for the FanFiction Reader\'s Club list. /hint, hint, nudge, nudge/

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Because he didn't know Lois had been baking.
LOIS: I’m *not* danger prone *or* a menace to society outside the kitchen. /mad/
CLARK: She's not?

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ER: The true reason Lois never got any Christmas presents from Santa

EW: Her cookies gave him indigestion?
ER: [Yup!] No wonder she doesn’t like cookies. Or men.
LOIS: I like Kryptonian men... well, man really, just the one though.
ZARA: You can't have him. Ching's mine!

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"On the long road, take small steps." -- Jor-el, "The Foundling"
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"clearly there is a lack of understanding between those two... he speaks Lunkheadanian and she Stubbornanian" -- chelo.