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Lex was dressed casually in slacks and a button down Oxford, no tie.
So, where’s the straight jacket?

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“I hardly would have recognized you.”
That would have been the point. Next time, maybe she should *shave* her head?

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as the other tugged down the hem of the hospital gown.
Yes. A short, thin, hospital shift. That’s a problem when faced with a psychotic madman who’s likely got a sexual fixation on you. You should not, repeat, *not* worry about your haircut, though.

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“Ari said that she had convinced you to join us.”
Is that hospital speak?

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“You’re dead,” she finally exclaimed.
Well…yes. But not really, as you can see.
Lois pulls out the pair is very pointy scissors. “Let’s fix that.”

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“If Gretchen ever reanimated that body, which was stolen from the morgue, she’d have been in for a rude awakening
Oh dear.

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You see, I wasn’t with you the night you got caught by the terrorists at Daily Planet. That wasn’t me.”
dizzy

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“I’ll be holding on to these,” he said, and slipped the key ring into the pocket of his slacks.
But…But…

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Lois slipped the jacket on. Anything was better than this nightgown.
/wonders if it’s an open-back night gown/

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“You’ll need these I’m afraid, Lois,” Lex said, leaning against the doorframe to his apartment, rattling the keys.
He sounds way too cheerful. Is he a resident here?

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“Come with me and you’ll be safe from the bullies with the Tasers.”
Ugh.

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This is the lesser of two evils, Lois?
Well…Out there, they’re playing with her mind. In here, all she has to do is put out a bit for Lex.

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I needed a place to lay low until I could figure out a way of not being dead,
I’m sure Clark would have had a few suggestions. It’s a rather common problem, actually.

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“I won’t peek.”
Is it still peeking if he uses the CCTV?

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“Physical intimacy isn’t high on her list, though. She’s more of the lie there and take it type.”
dizzy


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