Come here, I want to show you something... You see this, Virginia?
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Bad! Bad, bad, bad! You can't end it like that! That's not an ending!! I want more! [Linked Image]

Okay. Now that I've gotten that out of my system (and my sincerest apologies for the tomato): Well done!!! I'm assuming you got exactly the reaction you wanted to get out of me (or at least, if I were in your evil shoes, I would be laughing maniacally at my(your) evilness and your(my) obvious discomfort with the lack of answers). I have no clue how you're going to wrap this up, besides (a) becoming a mass murderer and killing everyone or (b) time travelling and making all of this torture vanish into thin air with a 'poof.' I'm not so sure I like those options...

GAH! I can't believe there's only an epilogue... Please post it tonight!!! I promise I won't throw anymore tomatos!

(Disclaimer: I can't promise that... evil )


Nothing spoils a good story like the arrival of an eye witness.
--Mark Twain