Short FDK because I have little time
Mayson picked up the phone and dialled Lex Luthor's private number.
So many things to say. Like 'Clark's probably going to ask where to send the wedding gift'
Delusions of grandeur. Complete wack-job.
I never figured out that the very patient woman thing was the deviation form canon until you dropped that bomb on us.
Of course, I do get it. It's the only way you could finish this story in 40-50 parts instead of 150-200
And like all good narrators you're waiting with the heaping of foul matter until the waffiest possible moment. Just to prove a point and make them suffer. Bad girl. /wags finger/
Oh and... /little Oliver's voice/ More please?
Michael
