Karen: Evil? Moi? But I am the paragon of all that is pure and good in the world!
I SCARE you? But as mentioned before, I am harmless! Nary an evil bone in my body! See? I have a halo!
(Although I must say, I've never been called evil in such an elongated fashion before! Is quite nice!
Not that I'm evil, mind. I am unevil. Antievil. And um... pure and innocent!)